Monday, 29 August 2016


How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:
First 3 years....
Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate, Fruits...
After 3 years....
Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions, Baby Oils....
After 15 years....
Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray....
After 40 years....
Four stages of marriage:
��Mad for each other,
�� Made for each other,
�� Mad at each other &
�� Mad because of each other
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear
"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
- Shakespear's Wife
Dont laugh alone pass it on

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